If us Humans came in packets (like pretty much everything does these days) we reckon they would look something like this.

After all we're a bit like the usual stuff that comes in big boxes... we're fragile, need to be kept dry, handled with care... And kept the right way up! Especially after a couple of cheeky beers! You can be a walking talking human box... Maybe a beat box... But we'll leave that choice to you!

Hand printed in the UK on a BLACK organic cotton t-shirt.


Earth Positive logo


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